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Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good
Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This could just as
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
soof:Helped out a friend who needed a model for a lingerie shoot, was a lot of fun to be part of! T: I’ve done a boudoir shoot as a present for D and it was a blast! I’d recommend every girl do it at least once in their life.
This shirt usually hides Reshiram, but it looks like he’s pokin out a bit now. Also I got this shirt from NYC during the Black/White launch. :u
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
I enjoyed Midsommar and Hereditary but, like, I get the impression Ari Aster finds paganism and naked old people significantly scarier than I do
I picked up an animatic I started like 1 year ago just a few day ago and I was like hM i wonder if I can finish it all in time for valentine’s dAyand I mean I probably can’t but it’s getting there
I had the worst dreams that felt so real and I cried so much in them and now I’m awake it feels like it happened and all I wanna do is cry still
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
So guise i just saw Meet Mr. Daddy and oMFG IT WAS LIKE THE SADDEST THING EVER AND JUST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF TEARS BECAUSE OMFG THE PLOT IS JUST GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HEART OK AND THE LITTLE GIRL IN THIS WAS SO DARN ADORABLE AND UGH FOREVER CRYING …
I just ordered a pizza for the first time and it was like….the hardest thing ever. I feel so accomplished aksdhjakdsjla
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
I got moriar-tea’s snk fanbook and IT CAME WITH A V CUTE HANJI SKETCH, BECAUSE I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FIFTY PEOPLE TO ORDER IT. I tried to emulate their excitement and take a selfie with it, but it’s very hard to appear as excited about titans
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
whisperingtoghosts: do you remember the first time you held deathly hallows in your hands and it was like holding your first born child and the weapon you knew would be used to kill you at the same time
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: seasons-gredence: have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets? because they’re great full album here i can’t believe
breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even
Lauren Cohan is on this episode of Lip Sync Battle and it looks like she’s cosplaying Marceline
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
birf: imagine being 22 years old and all you like to do is draw comics about murdering people and Nickelodeon contacts you to write a childrens’ show
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
you ever sit in a really awkward position for a long time b/c for some goddamn reason it’s really comfortable? but then you shift just a little bit and it feels like someone just ripped off your leg???
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
deerhoof: lms if you, too, get actively annoyed by the xkit news “unread messages” notification but refuse to click on the bubble to make it go away out of sheer laziness
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i
Ignore my face and the quality of this picture (my iPad is no better than my shit gophone and I was about to gym after I tried this on) but my dresses finally came in! This one is perfect and fits perfectly and I’m gonna wear it out tonight. The
nyannerz: video for my new rap cover >:) i did baby got back like 2 years ago so i figured i should do this one since lots of people requested it and it’s fun
I had my first experience of a stranger coming up to me and asking “WHAT TEAM??” today and it was very exciting
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
I was so pleased with my follower number bc it was all the same numbers in a row then I gained a new follower a second later and it was ruined
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
There’s a post on fb going around that said ratm is touring and I was like ??!!! And had to share it to my wall
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
schmuserin replied to your post: sometimes i wonder how id look like wi… I wondered the same thing and then I cut it short and it was the best decision I could have made! It does poof up but it’s cute that way too ^_^ awww thats so cute ;u;
I played against a persons whose battle tag was ‘symmetra’ so of course I’m like eyyyyyy they gonna play as Symmetra how clever but NO, they played as Torbjorn, do u understand hOW UPSET I WAS
And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and
going shopping during the first week of november means having one side of the street still with pumpkins and bats and being generally in denial over the end of october while the other side has christmas trees and carols playing and deco and it’s
Tagged by @chasingdownmatt to stop, drop and a selfie. Not sure if the hairy cleavage is part of it but it was included just in case ;)I’m tagging @imabloodymartian, @str8-for-pay, @mini-elephants, and @tapatiopapi because…they’re cutie
someone said quitt and I was like yesss because I secretly wanted to draw it I mean, look at it guys that shits kawaii
watched a LOT of the old avatar series today! I really like it a lot ;u; and I heard jen hale’s voice TWICE TWICE it was great
ok so like. i was listening to my pandora and this duet comes on and i was like “……….is this ladybug? >:0″
an adam from yesterday.no referenced used, bc i was a lazy piece of shit and it was like almost midnight
xxxtwilightaxelxxx: Saw @dashingicecream stream and it was an amazing experience XD they usually happen while I’m asleep but I caught this one and my god was it grand. Like the moment Dash put a moustache on Weiss XD there was also the…sinful moments
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
